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would you rather discover you are in,

A - The Truman Show?

Really?! But at least in the Truman show you live a normal life!

B - The Matrix?

Really?! but how cool would your ninja moves be in the Matrix

A - THE Matrix?

Really?! But at least in the Truman show you live a normal life!

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B - The Truman Show?

Really?! but how cool would your ninja moves be in the Matrix?

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YOU VISIT A SHAMAN IN THE HIGHLAND OF PERU. YOU ARE OFFERED THE CHOICE OF 2 MAGIC POTIONS. WHICH WOULD YOU DRINK?

A - Be able to speak every language in the world

Really?! but imagine if you could get animals to do what you want!

B - Be able to speak to animals

Really?! but what if they don’t listen?

you upset a witch and she has cursed you. would you rather,

A - Have all your teeth replaced with pubic hair?

Really?! But how could you eat?

B - Have all your pubic hair replaced with teeth?

Really?! would you need to brush them every day?

Life Choices Card Game

What is Life Choices?

Australian owned and operated, this PARTY GAME FOR GROWN UP’S is designed to question the way you & your friends make choices. Choose between 2 ridiculous scenarios & try to guess what your friends are thinking!

 

A GAME THAT WILL GET EVERYONE TALKING, LAUGHING OR CRYING.

 

REVIEWS

Love this game so much! More fun than cards against humanity! It had us laughing the entire time and I can’t wait to play again!

stars

J.HYES

Very funny game, lots and lots of discussions and plenty of laughing fits. Great idea team!

stars

A.HOLDEM

Incredible idea, new way to fill in time and have a laugh. Absolutely hilarious reactions and responses!

stars

B.BUTCHER

Such a laugh whipping this game out over some drinks!

stars

C.NIESLER

how to play

1. The shortest person – or Card Gandhi – reads a Life Choice card and players answer with an A or B card face down. No discussing!

2. If the Card Gandhi guesses the majority answer? Keep the card and 1 point!
Card Gandhi guesses wrong? Return Life Choice card to the bottom of the deck, and let your mates bust your guts for picking like a weirdo.

3. Turns go to the left and first to 3 points wins!

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Squeeze inside jokes and hilarious banter out of your mates with ridiculous, toe-curling questions!

Life Choices Card Game

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Too cheap to buy a pack? We feel ya! Print out a sample pack of the game and play it with your friends, not your Nan.
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CONTACT US

Got something to say?
We love hearing from our players, you are usually more twisted than us!
And we’re fucked up…..

Email us at sales@lifechoicescardgame.com

Frequently Asked questions

Is Life Choices offensive?

Life Choices is a boredom and awkwardness crusher. It’s less “offensive” and more light-hearted, embarrassing fun.

Can I play with myself?

Of course you can!
9 out of 10 doctors say it’s healthy. I mean, it’s always better with a friend… And best played with 4 or more. We’re still talking about the game, right..?

Why is it R18?

Life Choices is a game of open discussion with friends new and old. Some subjects can be sensitive to talk about and the Life Choices card game encourages exploration of some subjects in a friendly light.
But if the sensitivity to a particular subject is a no-go, simply remove the Life Choice card from the deck and burn it over a fire made of Bibles.

What if I don't like it?

If you don’t have a sense of humour, we’ll refund you 100% of the purchase price.
No questions asked.
Except maybe, “Need a hug?”

Do I need to answer the questions?

Of course not.
The idea is to have awkward, not uncomfortable conversations. That being said, the game is 90% answering questions, so it’s better if you do.
But always skip a question if it makes you feel naked in Times Square.

Do you deliver worldwide?

We haven’t met a country we couldn’t deliver to.
Go on, try us.
*Itty bitty international extras apply outside of Australia and New Zealand.

Where are you based?

We live in an Aussie monastery on a nondescript mountain top, contemplating the bigger Life Choices and mysteries of the Universe.

Like: What’s hairy on the outside
Soft and wet on the inside,
Starts with the letter C and ends with the letter T?

Answer: It’s coconut, you dirty pest.
If you thought something else, buy this game already.
It’s for you.