MOre fun than cards against humanity!

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Download a print and play version of Life Choices right now and break the ice of your next lame party.

Have a twisted sense of humour?

click the A or B to see how twisted...

would you rather?

BE A VIRGIN ALL YOUR LIFE

or....

ONLY BE ABLE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR COUSINS?!

You have upset a witch and she has cursed you. would you rather?

HAVE ALL YOUR TEETH REPLACED WITH PUBIC HAIR?

or....

HAVE ALL YOUR PUBIC HAIR REPLACE WITH TEETH?!

would you rather?

HAVE VAGINAS ON YOUR SHOULDERS LIKE SHOULDER PADS?

or....

PENISES UP AND DOWN YOUR BACK LIKE A STEGOSAURUS?!

What is life choices?

Squeeze inside jokes and hilarious banter out of your mates with ridiculous, toe-curling questions!

The game is simple. Each round one player reads a scenario with 2 horrible options. Everyone answers with either A or B, then everyone tries to justify their answer.

Hilarious banter is guaranteed every time!

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FAQ's

Life Choices is a boredom crushing ice-breaker that’s less “offensive” and more acceptable awkward fun. Like riding a carousel naked or wearing socks with thongs”

Of course you can!
9 out of 10 doctors say it’s healthy. I mean, it’s always better with a friend… And best played with 4 or more. We’re still talking about the game, right..?

Life Choices is a game of open discussions with friends new and old, because some issues can be sensitive to talk about.
Life Choices encourages exploration of subjects in a friendly light.
But if certain subjects are a no-go, simply remove the Life Choice card from the deck and burn it over a fire made of Bibles.

If you don’t have a sense of humour, we’ll refund you 100% of the purchase price, no questions asked.
Except maybe, “Need a hug?”

Life Choices is 90% answering questions, so it’s better if you do.
But if a question makes you feel like you’re naked in Times Square, skip it.
The idea is to have hilariously awkward conversations. Not uncomfortable ones.

We haven’t met a country we couldn’t deliver to.
Go on, try us.
*Itty bitty international extras apply outside of Australia and New Zealand.

We live in an Aussie monastery on a nondescript mountain top, contemplating the bigger Life Choices and mysteries of the Universe.

Like: What’s hairy on the outside
Soft and wet on the inside,
Starts with the letter C and ends with the letter T?

Answer: It’s coconut, you dirty pest.
If you thought something else, buy this game already.
It’s for you.

Soon!
We’re *testing a more “extreme” version and some themed expansion packs to keep the game fresher than a snowball to the crotch tonsils. Sign up to our newsletter here for updates.

*No animals were harmed during testing. Not physically anyway.
* No crotch tonsils were harmed either.

Yup.
There are 4 rulesets called:

I’m Too Shy
All game answers are anonymous. It’s like Cluedo and South Park got on the beers.

We’re All F*cked
WARNING: this ruleset demands nerves tougher than a two-dollar steak.
The roles reverse and the Card Ghandi answers alone while players guess your answer.

In short, all cards become an “I’m F*cked” card.
It’s like the United Nations of

Under Pressure
A quick game is a good game.
All rules are the same BUT… players only have 10 seconds to pick A or B.
No hiding. No indecision. Just Life Choices!

On the Fly
Grab the deck, start reading, and learn more about the folks around you.
The simplest, easiest way to break the ice and learn more than you wanted to know about your mates.

GEt a print and play version right now

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18+ ADULT CARD GAME [restricted]